Accounts and equipment arrive in pieces over the first two weeks
A laptop is ready on day one, but role access has to be approved by system owners who do not know the person is coming. IT receives the start date about three working days ahead and asks for ten.
“The last login came on day nine.”Marketing executive, joined 5 weeks ago
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“The last login came on day nine.”
Marketing executive, joined 5 weeks ago
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LontraTake me through your first week, starting from the night before.
Marketing executiveI got an email on the Friday with the address and the time. Monday, reception, big welcome, my laptop was on the desk. That was great. Then I sat there. The shared drive came on day four. The last login came on day nine.
LontraWhat did you do between Monday and day four?
Marketing executiveRead things. The brand guidelines, the intranet. I asked my manager if there was something I could draft and she said oh, let me think. She had a lot on.
LontraWho was your buddy?
Marketing executiveSomeone from the next team. Lovely. She had her own deadlines, so we had lunch on day one and then a coffee in week three.
LontraWas there anything you had to find out by asking?
Marketing executiveLoads. How to book leave, which meetings I'm meant to be in. It's all on the intranet somewhere, or it's in someone's head. I find out by getting it wrong.
LontraWhat would you have wanted on the Monday?
Marketing executiveA list. Even a bad one. Three things for the week, who to ask.
LontraWhat helped most in the first weeks?
Marketing executiveThe thirty-day catch-up with HR. It was the first time anyone asked how it was going.
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“I had a laptop and nothing to log into for the first three days”
Finance analyst, joined 3 months ago
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LontraHow did your first few weeks go?
Finance analystHonestly, well. My manager gave me a one-page plan on day one. First week, who to meet, one small task by Friday. I had a laptop and nothing to log into for the first three days, though, so the task waited.
LontraWhich systems were missing?
Finance analystThe finance system and the expenses tool. Two separate requests, I found out. I got them on day four and day seven.
LontraWhat was hardest to find out?
Finance analystThe unwritten things. I found out in week five that you can skip the Friday call in your first month, and nobody says so. I'd been sitting in it for nothing.
LontraHow did you find out?
Finance analystAsked the person next to me.
LontraWhat would you tell the next joiner?
Finance analystAsk for the plan. I got one because my manager does one for everyone. I don't think every manager does.
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“I couldn't push anything until the second Friday.”
Software engineer, joined 7 weeks ago
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LontraWhat do you remember of your first week?
Software engineerMonday was good. Reception, pass, laptop. Then the timetable, which I've shared. Tuesday to Friday, own time. I did the compliance modules, which wanted a login I didn't have yet, and I read the wiki.
LontraOn the timetable, Tuesday to Friday says own time, with access pending. What was pending?
Software engineerThe repository and the build pipeline. Two requests and nobody had put them in. I couldn't push anything until the second Friday.
LontraHow did you find out they were missing?
Software engineerI noticed on the Wednesday. I asked my manager, he asked IT, IT said the form had only come in the Thursday before. Everyone assumed someone else had the plan.
LontraWhat did you do in the meantime?
Software engineerSat with my buddy. He was brilliant when he could be, but he had a release on.
LontraHow much of his time did you have?
Software engineerIt wasn't set. He told me to just ask. You don't, because you can see he's busy.
LontraWhat would you change?
Software engineerA real task on day two, even a small one, that I can finish with what I have. I'd remember the first week differently.
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“On average three working days before the start.”
IT service desk technician
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LontraWhat does IT get when someone is about to join?
IT service desk technicianA form from the manager with the start date and the role. On average three working days before the start. That's what I see over the last quarter.
LontraWhat does it take to get someone fully set up?
IT service desk technicianLaptop, a day. Standard accounts, a day or two. Role access, like the repository or the finance system, needs the system owner to approve it, and that can take a week, because the owner doesn't know the person's coming.
LontraHere's the log you shared. The engineer's request arrived on Thursday 9 October, the start was Monday 13th, and all accounts were live on Friday the 24th. What took the time?
IT service desk technicianTwo days' notice. Laptop was fine, Tuesday. The repository and the build pipeline went to the system owners on the Friday, they approved on the Wednesday and Thursday, and I finished the Friday after.
LontraWhat would shorten it?
IT service desk technicianTen working days' notice and the role access named on the form. We ask for ten. We get three.
LontraIs there anything on your side that could change?
IT service desk technicianI could pre-request access for common roles. We don't, because I'd be asking system owners for someone who might not turn up. I'd rather not.